ADELAIDE

If

the Crows were very good last week ...

then

they'll be very, very good this week now that Lynch is back.

BRISBANE

If

we normally don't go overboard in acknowledging a 150-game milestone ...

then

we're making an exception this week. Beams has been a star at two clubs, and now developing into a fine leader.



CARLTON

If

Bolton axed Weitering this week ...

then

we would've understood. But we liked that he backed him, with real defiance.

COLLINGWOOD

If

the bookmakers view the Magpies as clearcut favourites against the Blues ...

then

we view it differently. To us, this game is a toss of the coin.

ESSENDON

If

there's one thing Stringer has in his footy repertoire ...

then

It is a sense of theatre. In this Sunday's game against the Dogs, there are so many big storylines and subplots, and Jake is central to most of them.



FREMANTLE

If

there's one coaching match-up that's got us excited this weekend ...

then

it's Ross The Boss versus Stuey Dew. There's no doubt Dew will get inside Ross's head at some stage.

GEELONG

If

the addition of Ablett is an obvious plus ...

then

it won't actually have the ultimate desired effect until the backline woes are fixed. Henderson is required ASAP.

GOLD COAST

If

there's a better comeback story in 2018 than Sam Day ...

then

Well, there's not. This time last year, there were genuine fears he would never play again after an horrific hip dislocation.



GWS

If

there was one player in 2016 upon whom we placed a sky-is-the-limit boom ...

then

it was Rory Lobb. Yes, we know there have been injuries, but very disappointing since.

HAWTHORN

If

Sicily was available ...

then

we'd be confidently tipping the Hawks against the Tigers. Now we're doing so with trepidation.

MELBOURNE

If

since 2006 you've done something 17 times for the same outcome ...

then

we're predicting, strongly, a drought-breaking 18th attempt in a game against the Roos.



NORTH MELBOURNE

If

Jarrad Waite's body hadn't so regularly let him down since his 2003 debut ...

then

we'd be lauding one of the great careers right now. His all too rarely seen best is elite.

PORT ADELAIDE

If

Stringer playing against the Dogs is a massive talking point of round three ...

then

Rocky versus the Lions is of equal note. Should be great viewing.

RICHMOND

If

we don't normally get too worked up with match-scheduling matters ...

then

we are this weekend. The Tigers-Hawks game is wasted in the 1.10pm Sunday slot.



ST KILDA

If

everything about round two was dreadful ...

then

everything since has been impressive. A snap players' meeting, strong public sentiments, genuine statements at selection. Now, 7.25pm Saturday night becomes the time we all get to see if actions are as important as words.



SYDNEY

If

Tom Mitchell was still a Swan ...

then

this club would be our premiership favourite.

WEST COAST

If

you were to reflect on those daydream moments you had as a kid thinking you were going to be the greatest footballer ever born ...

then

you were doing things like Liam Ryan actually does on AFL grounds. Hangers, attempts at every contest, goal-of-the-year cracks every time you're within range. Love it, and hope Simpson doesn't get too angry with the inevitable mistakes.

WESTERN BULLDOGS

If

the communications issues which had messily played out off the field have now worked their way into the playing list itself, and they have ...

then

this now presents as Beveridge's greatest challenge.

If

there's one thing we'd like removed from the AFL cycle ...

then

it is the umpires' crackdown on a rule of the week. The protected zone adjudications of round one were all but ignored in round two.