IF
 		THEN
 
Adelaide
 		we look at the Crows’ fixture ...... we notice a bye looms after two more matches. An ideal time to announce the re-signing of a certain long-haired midfielder.
Brisbane Lions
 		Mark Blicavs is deservedly receiving acclaim for emerging, with a bullet, into elite big-man category ...... so too should Stef Martin. Great story unfolding.
Carlton
 		the Swans play to the intensity levels of last week ...... on Friday night we will see the VFL/AFL’s first 200-point margin.
Collingwood
 		you’re wanting the name of the man who’s been saying, “I told you so,” to every single person he has come across this week ...... it is Eddie McGuire.
Essendon
 		you’re thinking Fletch will willingly call it quits after 23 seasons ...... realise he actually sees himself playing a 25th year.
Fremantle
 		you think Fyfe is over the line in the Brownlow ...... factor in that Mundy, Hill, Pearce and Neale are also compiling career-best seasons.
Geelong
 		there’s one team we just can’t properly read to this point of 2015 ...... it is the Cats. Could win a flag if absolutely everything goes right from here. Could miss the eight.
Gold Coast
 		people doubted us when we said Malceski was going to be dropped even before he was injured ...... stop. He’s fit again, and in a team which can barely field a senior 22, he’s playing reserves this weekend.
Greater Western Sydney

 		Adam Treloar keeps telling us he’s going to sign ...... one day he will. Otherwise Collingwood’s offer will get to $800,000 a year, times five. Which would make things interesting.
Hawthorn
 		Hodge hadn’t belted Swallow in round five ...... the Hawks’ scoreline would be 6-2, not 4-4. Wouldn’t have lost to GWS and the Swans had he been there in rounds six and eight.
Melbourne
 		Howe maintains form up forward and Pedersen keeps playing the role of recent weeks ...... there’s probably not a place for Dawes.
North MelbourneMalthouse hadn’t blown things up at Carlton this week ...... the media blowtorch would have been deservedly directed at Arden St. These are crucial times, and yet there seems only meandering, not urgency.
Port Adelaide
 		Paddy Ryder doesn’t regain fitness and form, soon ...... it won’t just be salary cap problems than can be attributed to him.
Richmond
 		Hardwick wants to raise an issue but then storm off when asked for clarity ...... he’s kidding himself. Bat. Ball. Went home.
St Kilda
 		Josh Bruce maintains his work ethic and effectiveness against the Lions this week ...... he’s capable of an eight or nine-goal haul.
Sydney Swans
 		after eight games you’ve won six last quarters, and the two you’ve lost came only after you were six-plus goals up at the last break ...... it suggests you have elite will-power and will be up to your eyeballs, again, in the premiership race.
West Coast
 		you’d never heard of Fraser McInnes before this year ...... we hadn’t either. But we get the feeling we might remember him from here.
Western BulldogsPeter Gordon had expressed as much moral outrage about a Bulldogs player being sent back onto the ground by his own medical staff after a third ruptured ACL as he did this week about a Bulldog he felt had been wronged in being reported for making contact with an umpire ...... he’d at least have been consistent in his moral outrage levels. And, Minson should not be playing this week or next.


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