Adelaide Crows

If

you've got a now-AFL-proven Reilly O'Brien on your books ...

then

it'd be silly to offer Brodie Grundy a million-plus bucks a year.

Brisbane Lions

If

Lachie Neale doesn't get some proper cover in the midfield when the heat is on ...

then

this season might slip away. Ed Curnow quelled Neale in the second half of the Lions' last game, and no one adequately stood up.

Carlton

If

Charlie Curnow had managed eight goals from eight matches before the Bolton-for-Teague switch and 10 from two since ...

then

bring on the remaining nine games. 

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Collingwood

If

I was a betting man ...

then

I'd take the odds on Jaidyn Stephenson playing in Collingwood's first final, the moment his ban expires. And multi it into him kicking three goals and a Pies win under 39 points.

Essendon

If

you looked at the final scores having not seen a moment of the game itself ...

then

you might think the loss to the Eagles was OK. It wasn't. The 35-point margin could, and should, have been 80.

Fremantle

If

Jesse Hogan is already happy after getting out of his former club and observing its 2019 plight ...

then

he will be high-fiving and heel-clicking his way onto the plane back to Perth on Saturday night if he kicks four in a Dockers win against the Dees at the MCG. 

Geelong Cats

If

the Cats haven't won after a bye since 2011 ...

then

the omens for 2019 would be even better than they already are, if they beat the Power on Saturday night. 

Gold Coast Suns

If

the wheels aren't already off after nine losses in a row ...

then

they're wobbling disturbingly at the bye. 

GWS Giants

If

de Boer hadn't suffered a broken shoulder last weekend ...

then

we would have been keen to see if All Australian selectors had the courage to provide him, as a tagger, what he was surely in the process of earning – a 2019 green-with-yellow-trim blazer.  

Hawthorn

If

you ever start a sentence with, "I am not being racist when I say this" ...

then

just stop talking. And if as a supporter you feel the need to get worked up over your players wearing No.37 on their warm-up guernseys – repeat, WARM-UP guernseys – then please take a breath and get worked up about something else.   

Melbourne

If

you're aware of the media term "taking out the trash" ...

then

that’s what the Dees did, post 8pm Tuesday. With the AFL world near-exploding with a pincher, a gambler, behavioural awareness officers and a racial-stereotyping club president, the Demons distributed a general media release outlining massive football department changes which, on most other days, would have created massive headlines. 

North Melbourne

If

the Roos had to use a high pick – No.8 overall - to secure Tarryn Thomas ... 

then

given the way he is tracking, pick eight will be seen as a steal.   

Port Adelaide

If

Paddy Ryder is at Port in 2020 ...

then

I'll be very surprised.    

Richmond

If

at least two of Cotchin, Astbury and Edwards aren't fit to return immediately after this weekend's bye, after three consecutive losses ...

then

the Tigers' season is done. 

St Kilda

If

the season has reached the round 14 stage and Richo has managed an unexpected and impressive 6-6 scoreline ... 

then

with Carlisle and Hannebery about to play their first games, and with immediate matches against a vulnerable Brisbane, a banged-up Richmond and a caretaker-coach-led North, he will know by the end of the month if he's any chance to coach into 2020.  

Sydney Swans

If

McVeigh being an out for Friday night's game against Hawthorn is a major problem ...

then

Kennedy being an in balances it out very nicely.    

West Coast Eagles

If

some results this season have been disturbingly big and unexpected and some of the wins very lacklustre and underwhelming, including Thursday night's snooze-fest against Essendon ...

then

we're still holding firm – the Eagles are better placed in 2019 to win a flag than they were at this stage of 2018 when they actually did. And Nic Nat is to return.  

Western Bulldogs

If

the Dogs liked their chances against the Pies on Tuesday ... 

then

by Wednesday, when Stephenson had been banned, they would have really liked their chances. 

If

the week started disastrously for the AFL system ...

then

it ended very impressively. Strong messages delivered on the key issues – racial stereotyping by a senior club official, gambling, harassment of opponents, and behaviour of both crowds and the security paid to control them.